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Twanks LLC can offer you the chance to finance your own personal army of affordable, military-grade frames. We offer temp-to-hire pilot contracting, and for an additional fee we can send our founder and president, General Hezeraiah Twankus, to lead your forces in-person!
Twanks LLC's product catalog has been updated with exciting new frames for the new year:
The New Base Model, Now With New Paint!

Speedy Specialist Hi-Speed Twank with Zero-G Capable Acid-Spray Pump!!

Ultra Defense Heavy Armor Twank!!!

General Twankus' Command Artillery Twank, Featuring General Twankus' All-Seeing Omni-Eye! Now with Four-Dimentional Capability!

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