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Twanks LLC's product catalog has been updated with exciting new frames for the new year:
The New Base Model, Now With New Paint!
Speedy Specialist Hi-Speed Twank
with Zero-G Capable Acid-Spray Pump!!
Ultra Defense Heavy Armor Twank
General Twankus' Command Artillery Twank
, Featuring General Twankus' All-Seeing Omni-Eye! Now with Four-Dimentional Capability!CALL NOW FOR RATES AND AVAILABILITY!